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Welcome to samosa coders dot com. We specialize in:

• Doing 1 day code in 3 days (weekends, official holidays and sick leaves not included)
• Fucking up a working code and correcting it in the same day (24 hours turn around time - best in world)
• Blaming each other and even fist fighting if required (Fight club is our inspiration)
• Stopping work immediately if salary is not credited on 1st of every month 00:00:00
• Drinking more than we can handle, and then applying for sick leave

Our amazing team is expert in:

• Plugging in a computer to power
• Turning on the computer
• Opening in windows by mistake, restarting into ubuntu
• Staring at desktop for minutes together before doing any practical work
• Breakfast, Lunch, Snack, and leaving on time
• Coming to office shall be done only if weather, and mood allows

Basically, you can charge your clients much more for the same work if you work with us. Goes without saying, we take a cut from it.

Karan Deep Singh Dhillon Randhawa

• Best samosa coder
• Founder and co-founder of samosa coders
• His life is dedicated to samosa coding practices (without any effort)
• Blame gamer in work and personal life alike
• Porn addict

(More profiles coming soon)

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