We clean our asses, our mouths, our bodies in general everyday. We get our ears and teeth cleaned from a professional once a year. We take medicines from time to time to clean our internals. Lastly, we take mind.fit classes to clean our minds. But what about our Nabhis? It is time we start paying attention to this tiny part of our body.
- When you are fat and you wear t shirt and you take angdayi, then people get to see your nabhi. If it is dirty, no one will perform the sacred act of sex with you. But if clean, still no one will have sex with you because you ugly bitch ass nigga.
- When you have a unclean nabhi, you have an unclean nabhi
Prateek Singh Baghban ft. Amitabh Bachhan and Hema Malini
Akhandanandan, The Ramu look alike
"I will fuck the shit out of them. Prophet mohammed peace be upon him has said naval must not be cleaned. It must be licked. Fuck their startup with outsourced weaponery" - Osama sang laden
"This non sense must stop. We must unite as a world and find this CEO and hand him over to Osama sang laden" - Barak Obamadulillah (the real name)
- Rs. 100 / nabhi clean
- Rs. 50 / 3 nabhi clean
- Free arm pit clean with our Prime package
- You get 1 year of prime access to our services for free if you purchase our regular services
- This pricing doesn't make any sense
"I used their services and I almost dies. Doctors had to rot me for 6 months at a stretch to save me" - Avinash the IITian
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