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Bio.ts
class Alex extends Weeb implements Hacker, Athlete {
startWorkingDay() {
while (shouldContinue()) {
学习中文(); // TODO: look into finding where memory leaks are....
const currentProject = this.getCurrentProject();
continueWorkingOn(currentProject);
perform(this.getCurrentWorkout());
perform(getDayJob());
perform(getWalkingRoute());
continueWorkingOn(currentProject);
watch(this.pickAnime());
question(getCurrentLifeChoices());
sleep(this.getDesiredHoursOfSleep());
}
}
startRestDay() {
eat(findFood());
const animeForTheDay = this.pickAnime();
watch(animeForTheDay);
perform(getWalkingRoute())
watch(animeForTheDay);
sleep(this.getDesiredHoursOfSleep());
// TODO: Need to find more hobbies.
}
private favoriteLanguages = ['TypeScript', 'Kotlin'];
private getCurrentProject(): Project {
const buggyProjects = getMaintainedOSSProjects()
.filter(project =>
project.reportedBugs()
.filter(bug => !isFeature(bug))
.some(bug => doICareEnoughToFix(bug))
);
if(!!buggyProjects.length) {
return new BugFixProject(buggyProjects);
} else if(!this.hasEnoughAnimeGirlThemes()) {
return new ExasterbateAnimeAddictionProject();
}
const chosenLanguage = pickRandom(this.favoriteLanguages);
return new RandomProject(chosenLanguage, pickRandomTopic(chosenLanguage));
}
private hasEnoughAnimeGirlThemes() {
return isStillWeeb() && getDurationFromLastBuiltTheme()
.isGreaterThan(Duration.of(30, DAYS));
}
private getCurrentWorkout(): Workout {
switch (getCurrentDay()) {
case Days.MONDAY: return Workout.LEGS;
case Days.TUESDAY: return Workout.PUSH;
case Days.WEDNESDAY: return Workout.PULL;
case Days.THURSDAY: return Workout.SHOULDERS;
case Days.FRIDAY: return Workout.CARDIO;
default: return Workout.RECOVERY;
}
}
private favoriteAnimeGenres =
new Set(['Romance', 'Slice of Life', 'Isekai', 'Comedy']);
private pickAnime(): Anime {
while (true) {
const nextAnime = pickRandomAnime();
const genre = nextAnime.genre;
if (this.favoriteAnimeGenres.has(genre) ||
(isTrash(nextAnime) && isEcchi(nextAnime))) {
return nextAnime;
}
}
}
private getDesiredHoursOfSleep() {
return isWeekday() ? 7.5 : pickRandomNumberBetween(7, 10);
}
}
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