QNHCQA Memory Allocator
QNH.... The f*ck does that even mean?
Were you drunk, when you made up that name?!
Apart from the fact that I do not drink ... The acronym 'QNHCQA' stands for the latin expression "Quia non habent clue quid agam", which basically translates as "I do not have a clue what I am doing".
Oh wow - why should I even look at this code?
Pro tip: don't.
Why couldn't you just use a cool name like "Venator", "Executor" or "(Null)Terminator.io"?
Because this project would require to be cool and well-thought of and have an awesome documentation and have an API for Node.js ... *vomit* The other reason is that I just want to see the look on the faces of my fellow students when they see me spamming their GitHub-feed with random-character-repositories.