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e.g.

What's 1 metre in freedom units?

because it's funny... and not too trival

e.g.

1g in metric tons

results in

1 gram is about equal to 0.000 metric tons. :)

which is not very helpful

Currently,

1g in kilos

results in

I'm sorry, I don't understand. :/

whereas

1g in kilograms

works just fine; resulting in

1 gram is about equal to 0.001 kilograms. :)

Something to integrate these responses with the localisation system: https://github.com/Sainan/php-discord-bot/blob/master/plugins/Clippy.php#L22-L33

including selected locale so that it can be saved and restored at any point e.g. on a per-user basis.

Possible answer: "I take your commands and engage in basic conversations. :)"

Some response when people call Clippy a "retard" or other such things 😢

Two CommandImplementables with an arbitrary "user clue" for muting said user permanently or temporarily.

15Dkatz's joke API seems like a decent starting point for this but it seems unmaintained now, and the JSON storage format is very inefficient, so I guess a reboot will be needed, scraping the existing data, plus what is in unmerged PRs.

Currently,

1.0g in kilograms

results in

I'm sorry, I don't understand. :/

whereas

1g in kilograms

works just fine; resulting in

1 gram is about equal to 0.001 kilograms. :)

Could be tied to some optional config entry.

A CommandImplementable that takes an arbitrary amount of time (also maybe an arbitrary "purpose" string?). Related to #10 since arbitrary time input is needed there as well.

like "2 + 2 = ?" or just "2+2"