A programming language designed from the ground up to make developers lose all semblance of sanity.

• No include files, you have to copy and paste the contents of the library into every file
• loosely typed
• variable names may contain special characters
• no compiler warnings
• type names are numbers
• -*/ = 3 is a valid line
• as long as it is 3 characters in sequence that means it is a var
• values have to be written out in English!
• strings must end with a period
• No string concatenation
• 80 character line width limit
• no tabs, only spaces for code formatting
• Alternating character line width limit.
• no whitespace allowed at the start of a line
• Arrays start at 1
• no comments at all
• generate an error on unused vars at compile time
• all errors are numeric error codes with no explaination, requiring lookup in the developer guide
  • Developer guide will be in some sort of proprietary help format that will require a download.