I have been assigned a secretary. Her name is Diane.
She seems an interesting cross between a saint and a cabaret singer.

Add this line to your application's Gemfile:

gem 'diane'

And then execute:

$ bundle

Or install it yourself as:

$ gem install diane

Diane has two subcommands: record and playback:

diane record MESSAGE

diane record "I'm in the middle of adding git-lfs. Remind me to return + test."

• --user USER : By default, Diane records the message and attributes it to the git user currently logged in. To override this, use the --user option:

  diane record "the owls are not what they seem" --user "the_giant"

diane playback NUMBER

diane playback 3

• --all : By default, Diane plays back 1 recording or the NUMBER specified. To override this, use the --all option to return every recording that matches the query.

  diane playback --all

• --user USER : By default, Diane plays back the recording(s) attributed to the git user currently logged in. To override this, use the --user option:

  diane playback 3 --user "bob"

• --everyone : If you want to return a NUMBER of recordings irrespective of user, use the --everyone option.

  diane playback --all --everyone

• --inorder : By default, diane plays back the most recent recordings first. You can override this and reverse them with the option --inorder.

  diane playback 5 --inorder

Note: By default, diane playback with no number or options returns the single most recent result by the logged in user.

For more, see Diane's Yardoc.

The gem is available as open source under the terms of the MIT License.