FOAAS is a beacon of hope in the increasingly sterile 'Big Tech' dominated internet (https://www.foaas.com for the uninitiated). I wanted to build a command line tool for fun as well as to learn, and I thought that an API wrapper for FOAAS would be fun to mess around with. So enjoy :)

Credit for FOAAS to Tom Cully (https://github.com/tomdionysus/foaas).

npm install -g foaas-cli

You call the service by using the keywords foaas-cli in your terminal and follow that up with the appropriate parameters.

For example, the command foaas-cli me Omar will return the following response:

Fuck me.
- Omar

It ain't rocket science but it's fun and funny.

https://www.foaas.com for a list of what the service supports. I'll add a comprehensive list here eventually but here's a few to get you started: IMPORTANT -> (SEE NOTE BELOW -> foaas has vanished but a replacement exists now)

Unfortunately the original FOAAS project is gone. A replacement has sprung up (https://foass.1001010.com/) and that's great. It's different though so go check out the documentation for exactly what commands work there.

foaas-cli everyone :from gives you Fuck everyone -:from

Go look at https://foass.1001010.com/ for more ways to use this tool. There are tons more so do check out the website and feel free to experiment.