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alt:V Brainfuck module

What is this

Idk, you tell me.

Does it work?

No.

Is this an April Fools joke?

Maybe.

How to run this

Compile it using the build.bat, you need CMake and some other shit installed. Then put it into your server modules directory and you are done.

What about Linux

Nah.

Why is there no pre-built binary

Too lazy to make CI.

Why Brainfuck

Why not.

Can I access the alt:V API with this?

Lol fuck no.

Did you write this?

No, I shamelessly stole the interpreter from here.

How can I contribute

By not contributing at all.

Does it run Hello World?

Surprisingly, yes.

Why does it take so long to interpret a small file

Great things take time, that is why the interpreter is slow as fuck.

Does this have any memory leaks?

Uhhh, maybe. Fuck around and find out.

Is JS, Lua and C# module now obsolete?

Definitely.

Will Client JS be replaced with Client Brainfuck?

Yes.

What is Brainfuck

You tell me.

Why are you making such horrible modules

God has punished me with this existence and I will make him pay for it.

Are more modules like this coming?

If I feel like ruining someones day again then yes.

My resource doesn't run it throws error, what do I do????

lol that would stink me.

Why are there so many questions in this README

I don't want anyone to ask any questions about this to me personally.

Don't you have like hobbies or something

No.

Stop doing this

Also no.

Can this README be over now?

I will think about it.

Stop now

What will you do if I don't?

At this point I don't wanna write anymore questions, so this is all you are getting

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