so much goot, we needed an API. Returns a string that can be used for all your goot needs.
/api/about 'There were so many goots we needed an api!'
/api/this this is so goot!
/api/this/:thing this :thing is so goot!
/api/place this place is so goot!
/api/place/:/place this :place is so goot!
/api/goot so goot!
/api/goot/:num so goot * num!