replacing the wiki font with a font where every glyph is a weird gloop bucket

Migrated (original by Furious Cephalopod)
Raid jagex for the people they're firing/ending contracts with and convince them to join the wiki (unless they're contractually obligated to do exactly not that)

Wiki Gold account that lets you bypass the new article limit. Can be temporarily bypassed by spinning the Wheel of Gloop and landing on a CookCoin. Additional spins can be bought with GP, bonds or real money.

Migrated (original by Slop of compromise)
start running ads for WoW classic then force Jagex to pay more than the Ad revenue to stop the WoW Classic Ads

Migrated (original by Jakesterwars)
Make a news article on the main page of both wikis asking users to bring their terrible ideas to further expand the wikis. This will do one of two things:

1. It will bring more terrible ideas.
2. It will bring more (hopeful) active users to the discord.

force all users of wiki to turn on inbox notifications for edits, even if it's not their own.

promote runecrafting in 07 as the best skill

Migrated (original by Grand Mage Barkal)
fork the RuneScape Wiki from Weird Gloop

Migrated (original by Cook)
Hire Venezuelans to run the Spanish wiki

Migrated (original by Iiii_I_I_I)
create a channel just for posting terrible ideas

Each user must obtain an approval rating of 5 from one of the admins before they can speak about Construction.

Migrated (original by Slop of compromise)
Ensure that No-Deal Brexit happens to cause financial turmoil in the UK, devaluing Jagex making the purchase cheaper for Weird Gloop (who should be moved to the US to avoid the risk)

merge back with fandom and beg for forgiveness

Migrated (original by Crow653)
implement a mashup tool for runescape/osrs music ala https://themagicipod.com/

Migrated (original from Slop of compromise)
Wait, if we get a bond budget from Jagex, could we use that to become a more trustworthy swapping website

Migrated (original by ユリア 🌈)
guess I'll be submitting an RFA there

Migrated (original by ユリア 🌈)
fix everything by deleting the whole wiki

force everyone to say wowee at the end of their sentences

Come up with a quiz for Jagex to run on Twitch then win

Migrated (original by Iiii_I_I_I)
use the 5k to hire an actual artist to design the wf shirt

Migrated (original by Twig, Awaiting the New Moon)
Gold and Silver Wikian titles that can only be purchased with actual money. Use funds to build a military force to invade Greenland.

Migrated (original by Crow653)
the wiki should make it's own 3rd party client to scrape data such as item spawns, store contents, and user location from users as they play, provide wiki integration to allow easy searches from ingame, a built in browser, etc

sell cook for a potato chip

Migrated (original by Jakesterwars)
Main page of both wikis needs a thank counter leaderboard.

Migrated (original by Crow653)
change human race's mindset to never randomly remove large swathes of content from the wiki

Migrated (original by IceRevenge)
add 1 page to the wiki purely ment to be vandalized

Migrated (original by Juha686)
Why not just do a slack video stream of the fest so you dont have to rent a venue

Migrated (original by Cook)
start running ads for wow classic

add a bit of the message to the title

Migrated (original by Slop of compromise)
could you find common groups of users to match up into likeminded people or even as a matchmaking service?

<:Wowee:339845295984607232>

Migrated (original by Gaz)
remove all channel boundaries and just talk about whatever wherever

Migrated (original by Crows653)
force jake to rework construction pages on rsw

Migrated (original by Slop of compromise)
Add a bond as a reward accompanying Wikian Title. Wikian requires semi-good edits but is less constrained than OSWF, would motivate more people to edit (maybe)

move everything to epacsenur.wiki

prefix each sentence with the command and clog up the bot with even more useless bullshit

Migrated (original by Crow653)
make secret crow's nest channel for all users with "crow" names or similar corvid-esque names

Migrated (original by Cook)
sell weird gloop, buy tumblr, bring back porn

Migrated (original by Crow653)
make this the Weird Gloop official theme song https://youtu.be/36AjNeqK22k

wiki on ice filmed at time square during the winter and only lasting 5 minutes and its just cook going gnome zone in a circle

Migrated (original by Gaz)
fork wowwiki again so now there's 3 of them competing with wowhead

Migrated (original by Grand Mage Barkal)
Make Masuta Who a bearcat here

To increase our awareness under millenials and Gen Z's, we hire a hitman for ever new sign-up

before you can sign up, you have to order a pizza to an admin's house

Migrated (original by Slop of compromise)
Bribe/Pay-off Jmod for copy of Source Code to get exact values and mechanics for everything

Migrated (original by Slop of compromise)
Hire Wiki Editors as Jagex Staff then use insider knowledge to merch items before updates as well as siphon code values/mechanics

sell colourful discord roles for gp

Migrated (original by Slop of compromise)
Copyright the term WikiFest then sue cook

player-owned wik... oh wait

Migrated (original by Slop of compromise)
make secret #Jagex channel read-only for non-admins