Gilbert Ronald Reimschüssel. That's my name. It's big. It's German. Elbow to elbow on my high school hockey jersey. I go by Gib. gib.com was taken (unless you're looking to unload it Gulf International Bank?) and gibify.com was not. I did consider bigbackwards.com, and used to have shortforgilbert.com—domain name availability checking certainly rustles more than its share of jimmies.

How Many of Me.com suggests out of 321,863,829 in the last US census, there are fewer than 1,609 people in the US with the first name Gib and 143,229 with the first name Gilbert. I assure the reader that I am 100% Verified Gib™

This site…page, is built with Harp. The Make file's release command handles the compilation and git work to put the compiled contents to the gh-pages branch.

This site used to be available at shortforgilbert.com. Long story short, I missed the renewal and didn't want to pay 1&1's fee on principle. I was never able to re-register it on the open market and some joker got it and put a web store that Calvin Klein Trademark Trust shut down. The lulz of the interwebs.