1.别和我谈恋爱,虚伪。有本事咱俩结婚。 2.你情敌和曾经背叛你的人同时掉入河中,并且他们不会游泳,你是选择蹦迪还是去KTV? 4.别做点错事就把什么脏水都往自己身上泼,姐还要留着冲厕所呢。 5.新闻联播的牛X之处在于就算你一直在换台,也能完整的看完一条新闻。 7,长个包子样其实也没什么,毕竟看了没**,起码还有食欲,要是狗都不理了,那真是人品有问题了.... 10,日久不仅生情,还可能生子.... 这条说个事吧 初入大学时,常见水果摊摆卖黄瓜,女生常购之,不解,后来联合男生大一就要买电脑此事,顿悟....都是单身惹的祸....对了想起一句不知谁说的:情侣多了,黄瓜也不好卖了....哈哈,够邪恶... 11.法律规定:男人23岁才能结婚,可是18岁就能当兵。这说明了3个问题:一是杀人比做丈夫容易;二是过日子比打仗难;三是女人比敌人更难对付。 13.别人的钱财乃我的身外之物。 14.你出生后是不是被扔上去3次,但只被接住2次? 16.跟你很熟吗?没事弹个视频,你当是你家电视啊,一按就出人。 17.能动手,就尽量别吵吵。 19.牛B中的战斗机,贱人中的VIP。 20.牛粪终归是牛粪,上锅蒸了也不会变成香饽饽。 21.你给我滚,马不停蹄的滚... ... 22.猛的一看你不怎么样,仔细一看还不如猛的一看。 24.想做二奶并不是你的错,可来大学念书就是你的不对了!! 25.做个有气质的流氓,做个有品位的色狼,做个有知识的文盲! 26.你问雄癞蛤蟆什么最美,他的回答一定是雌癞蛤蟆。不用怀疑他的欣赏水平,只是所处的环境不同。 27.有些事情无须争辩,表面服从,偷偷反抗。 28.昨天捡了一块鼠标垫,想配台电脑,大家说还缺些啥呢? 29.打你就打你,还要挑日子吗? 30.真羡慕你这么年轻就认识我了。
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