You don't need to be as fast as lightspeed, but a run on a treadm1ll surely doesn't hurt.

Since i'm now busy with other stuff and likely not gonna come back to this here is my unfinished exploit:

• works up to 11.4.1
• gets you tfp0
• incomplete/missing cleanup, will probably panic on exit

Offsets hardcoded for: Darwin Kernel Version 17.4.0: Fri Dec 8 19:35:52 PST 2017; root:xnu-4570.40.9~1/RELEASE_ARM64_S5L8960X
Get your own if you wanna run it on something else ;)

PS: exploit uses userland derefs, so it won't work with PAN
only for phones with headphone jack