Since you want Yet Another Frigging Instrument. You know you live in an apartment with neighbors, right? I'm sure they'll love this.

Martins are nice and this one is reasonably priced:
http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/reviews/acoustic_guitars/martin/dx1/

Of course, you could get crazier with Martins:
http://www.guitarcenter.com/Martin,Acoustic-Guitar-Guitar,Orientation-Right-Handed.gc?extup=Performance-Level-Intermediate,Number-of-Strings-6-String,Guitar-Size-4-4,Case-or-Gig-Bag-Hard-Shell-Case&ipp=25

• Cat scratcher refills
• Dryer sheets
• Another Bookshelf

Apparently you forget you have these and just buy more of them.

• Laundry detergent
• Toothpaste
• Deoderant
• Paper towels
• Writing instruments
• Notebooks
• Loose leaf paper
• Dishwashing detergent
• Hand soap
• Glade plugins

Since people are always asking me what to get me for $holiday, I figured I'd just put this here and make it easy for me to track. I also have an Amazon wish list but most of this stuff isn't on there/I don't want a specific one.

• Bread machine
• Deep fryer
• Kitchen mixer
• Dremel stuff

I want a hug.

You are absolutely TERRIBLE at remembering these exist, so here you go. $100 worth of stuff just for you.

You got a postcard in the mail saying they needed a checkup/the vet wanted more money from you.

Clearly you are incapable of managing your life. So I motion to find someone else to take over your life.

Yep

IT IS TIME.

The government wants more money from you. Thieves. :(

NaNoWriMo left me with some really weak plot lines. Time to fix.

Win.

Apparently not using one of your sinks results in it being clogged? Not even Draino can fix this.

Aka bring 3doodler to work to fix shizz.

It's time to make more beer. Maybe a peach or apple wheat beer?

You're not an alcoholic. It is the beer that is addicted to YOU.

MOVIN, DAWG

Yeah that.

Spend Money You Don't Have

Haha, you're broke.

Target

• Bookshelf
• Cat scratcher thingies
• Mac and Cheese (because Shoprite is mental if they think I'm paying $1.25)
• Soda
• Chicken Corn Chowder
• Hand soap refill for Lysol thingy
• Dryer sheets

Hickory Farms

• Gifts for unnamed people

Old Navy

• Jeans. Apparently you suck at pants.
• Check out slippers since it's cold as f now

Best Buy

• ROCK BAND?!?!?!?!

• Have someone remove rust spots. Screw Winter.
• After Hell is done freezing over, take car to get washed/detailed
• Clean out trunk/center divider

Spend money people gave you on stuff for your Dremel. Duh.

• More pants
• Maybe something that ISN'T a conference/Linode t-shirt
• Socks
• Unmentionables
• Slippers

It's only been like 2 years...

Living that dream, you know?

You have WAY too many t-shirts.

"Oh, for heaven's sake... do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants!"

• Mop floor
• Scrub counter
• Clean up beer making stuff
• Re-light stove pilot light

Your back is pretty much like a wet noodle at this point. Nice work.

You need new crap anyway so why not?

Why do you keep buying this if you don't even use it? The hell is wrong with you...

You aren't on IRC and I can't find an email address :(

You basically suck at this.

Deploy some servers or something.

Dropbox is really pissed off that Scrivener backs up so often for you. :(

You need to buy new bolts for this.