I state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man.
He swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish
gleam in his eyes, ready to beardsplain with extreme precision.
โActuallyโ, he says with a grin, โLinux is just the kernel. You use
GNU+Linux!โ I donโt miss a beat and reply with a smirk, โI use
Alpine, a distro that doesnโt include the GNU coreutils, or any
other GNU code. Itโs Linux, but itโs not GNU+Linux.โ
The smile quickly drops from the manโs face. His body begins
convulsing and he foams at the mouth and drops to the floor with a
sickly thud. As he writhes around he screams โI-IT WAS COMPILED
WITH GCC! THAT MEANS ITโS STILL GNU!โ Coolly, I reply โIf windows
was compiled with gcc, would that make it GNU?โ I interrupt his
response with โ-and work is being made on the kernel to make it
more compiler-agnostic. Even you were correct, you wonโt be for
long.โ
With a sickly wheeze, the last of the manโs life is ejected from
his body. He lies on the floor, cold and limp. Iโve womansplained
Mr. Stallman to death.
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