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中文版

项目名称

  • 浑水摸鱼程序集

让摸鱼如呼吸般道法自然

诞生背景

  • 在北京刚找下工作,早九晚九、第三天我就受不了了,我去这个强度让我有点懵逼呀,上班不如果摸鱼,一连工作12个小时这谁顶得住啊....

项目目的

  • 计划开发一系列上班时间高效摸鱼偷懒小程序,方便996环境下缓解程序员的工作压力,在领导无法轻易察觉的情况下,实现自己上班时间浑水摸鱼的小目标。

项目规则

  • 我目前有两个idea正在实现中,实现的程序会维护在此项目当中,下面的程序清单也会随着跟进不断更新
  • 如果大家有其他好的idea请在issues中提出,有特别感兴趣idea的我会考虑实现出来
    • 戒奢从简!! 以简单粗暴好实现为第一原则。
    • 以摸鱼减压为唯一目标,idea切忌假大空,给我整个什么产品业务矩阵构建宏伟蓝图的,自己玩去我写不了。
    • 感兴趣的小伙伴欢迎加入,一起实现高压之下如履平地、996中如鱼得水伟大梦想。
  • 如果Github上有其他项目也符合此标准请在issue中告知,我会添加到外部项目清单中。

程序清单

  1. 控制台版本微信:WechatOfConsole
  2. 控制台搜罗段子小程序:FunnySprite

外部项目清单

  • 命令行斗地主:https://gitee.com/ainilili/ratel
  • 命令行小说阅读器:https://github.com/ForkKILLET/TerminalXbqg

English Version

CET4 no pass, translate not good , please excuse .

Project Name

  • TouchFish

Let TouchFish like braeath

Project Background

  • I in Beijing just find a job, morning nine evening nine. Three days later, i can't stand it. This strength let me a little meng B, If i not touch fish , one day continue working for 12 hours who can hold on....

Project TODO

  • I plan develop a series of work time high efficiency touch fish small programs , convenient under 996 less programers pressure, let the leader not know , we are toucing fish everyday.

Project Rules

  • I have two ideas are developing , they are operating under this project . the under list will update go on .
  • if big family have any good idea, add issue, I will find beautiful girls' requests and realize it.
    • Easy and easy !! difficult I not can.
    • Lady first!, beautiful girls first!, big eyes loli first, male fuck off, except man in women's wear
    • if you intrested welcome join, only need beautiful girls under 25.
  • If github have other project like this, please let me know and , Ass of my business!

Program List

  1. Running Wechat under console environment:WechatOfConsole
  2. A Program which returns funny storys :FunnySprite

Other Programs

  • no

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